Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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