My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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