Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
