Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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