Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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