She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
