Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
