What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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