I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Pappa wants mamma naked
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
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Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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