Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
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I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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