Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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