Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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