is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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