Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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