Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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