found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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