Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
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I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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