Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
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Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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