i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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