I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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