i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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