He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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