just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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