she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
How's work?
Spinning.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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