Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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