So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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