We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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