Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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