so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
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I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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