Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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