Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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