Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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