i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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