fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
I chose taco bell over sex...
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I stole a fireplace last night.
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No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...