In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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