He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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