At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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