she is the kim kardashian of front butts
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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