I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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