My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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