Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Randomize
