You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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