in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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