Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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