her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
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