Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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