we're blogging at a bar
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.