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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"

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• (516): View more from New York

  He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"

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• (214): View more from Texas

  didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Naked Twister starts at high noon

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• (607): View more from New York

  I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  My liver needs me to go back to work asap.

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