dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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