Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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