It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
