it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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