I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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