if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
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I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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